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What I'm damned if I lie

experts say, the chances of being struck by lightning are one in three million .

imagine a complex scenario. Twins. They live in separate worlds. The first lives in the city, pastor works: is a cleric. The second, live in rural y. .. is also pastor of sheep.

Both have Internet connection. Consult, early in the morning, the horoscope for Aries, in the Services section. For more "smart-ass" , you're a pastor, does not mean you can not have a computer at the vicarage.

In the first of periodic appears this sentence: " have the spirit of a leader, pioneer, guide or promoter ... Throughout your life you will develop a competitive spirit, as if the struggle for survival ... "

The second day , uses a more direct statement: "If you chose to leave the country somewhere with good weather, do not forget the sun, brings many problems. Protect your skin and interior. "

The third of the informants digital, it's up to the heart: " Take it easy and you expose yourself to suffer from tachycardia. Must address itself. Spend a happy day with your partner. "

With all this information will organize the lives of our pastors. We know that both are leaders, but ... Are you Aries can you devote to the grazing of cattle or souls?.

traditional grazing needs of the daily walk of the sheep, even misguided. With the pastor, the thing is easy: "let the sheep come to me." For the shepherd, dilemma!, A lot of Churro sheep bleating, and you know "sheep that bleats, it loses bite, and tell all those <

sheep that

Horoscope the Country advised, and that because of the sun, you are afraid to go out into the open.

Oblivion with premeditation, the sheep of Israel who has this pastor. As much to say, that the world begins and ends in Bethlehem, Jerusalem ... seem to speak the same language, and the best for the English, are not so rich and appreciated. If you are looking to identify the English "by his tail the know" long thin tail. Intentionally use biblical language, gives a mystical touch ...

For the third omen "you expose yourself to suffer from tachycardia. Must address itself ...". We return to the problem, if pastor, Sunday is the day with more sheep in the church.

Security be a heretic and long tongue, they tilde sheep rather than sheep, but the Bible is very clear gender is undoubtedly sheep, and the Lamb of God is only ONE.

to our pastor, he was sent to find a mate. We already have problems. The Vatican is going to be happy. Among the condom, marriage of priests, gay marriages, and apologize to Mr. Galileo, do not stop support changes ... after so many centuries. Look, we'll have another split.

The pastor of the other sheep. If you do not go to the country, sheep bleating. I have not heard of problems in the field tachycardia, in contrast, is felt more calm.

The pair if I posed a serious problem, migration to the city, distance between people, marc price hike and closing of the Gillette factory in Spain, with the possible increase in the price of razors.

It is even another hypothesis. Visit his brother in the city ...

But back to the beginning. One thing about the two pastors, " The probability of being struck by lightning is about one in three million." I refer to natural, for the Divine, I have enough data.

Finally. If you can not help being struck by lightning. Of the many good tips I'll take one:

"Whoever is truly away from it all asylum in a plain or prairie, note that you hair stands on end (which shows a ray is about to fall) kneel and bend the body forward. Do not lie on the floor throughout. "

What a coincidence that the two pastors should kneel and pray before the force of nature, praying to the Creator. Who started the first rite?

The final question: What is more likely that you damned?. Ponder the answer is not as obvious as one might think.

beautiful links today. There are people who do know do a page.

• ray photos, storms, advice. Storms and bird sounds. Relaxing

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• Sounds of Nature. You can hear the birds and playing with sounds.

• On the lamb of Castile and Leon . Rico Rico!

Indeed. What I think of astrology, is best defined by the master Carl Sagan on this link. Do not be silly, astrology not useless.

http://www.elmistico.com.ar/ciencia/sagan/astrologia_o_ciencia.htm

Article serious about astrology, made by Ramón Espax and Jordi Bozzo.

http://www.um.es/docencia/barzana/ESCEPTICISMO/Astrologia-01.html

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