Tuesday, December 19, 2006

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Mondays in the office we tend to tell things the weekend. When it comes to programs such as the Fourth Millennium or Millennium 3, ground to look as stupid.


After demonstrating my lack of radio culture, I go to the homepage be , music library section of Goals 3 and I downloaded all available files. Put them in USB memory, and I promise to listen to all the recordings on the job.


take a week of listening, and I can say that these recordings for many labels need to approach me emotions that arise. It is clear that when they hear these things during the day, in broad daylight and without shadows, wrapped by coworkers and a skeptical load on my brain ... Fairly.


of the emotions that arise, give more: laughter, wonder, awe, embarrassment, surprise, and grief.


is clear that I'm outdated, I do not understand, and I am determined not to believe anything that offers me. I have no choice. I must be very wrong. Am I an agent Alien Constellation Serpens Cauda ,? With the ability to seem unequivocally to a human being, and with the aim of poison those who say that we've come ...


Do we control the world through the nanocapsules microatómicas millimeter inserted into the Jamon Iberico de Bellota, which alienate the will of him who takes it? The capsules are transmitted through sweat and are spreading to all people within of 20 km during the day, and 15 km during the night, the night did not look good.


The Iraq war, contrary to what one might think, is not related to the alleged, not actual , weapons of mass destruction, or the black gold . The relationship is the electric battery and manuals, the museum of Baghdad. which was missed by an alien for over 2000 years.

Guebón, so I call it, because it only happens Guebón land forget the lens. The real name is unpronounceable, a sequence of 7 words "faith", followed by the word "FAaaaa."


Too bad, the power of the lens has crossed the borders of Iraq , and is public domain. Technological change of this source of electrical power and mental health can be devastating in the hands of mere humans. We will see more wars with amazing excuses for deleting evidence of their existence. I think world leaders are controlled by our men in black.


In fact, it is rumored that some scribbles written on toilet paper, have gone to neighboring Iran. Suspected reason for the differences with the U.S.. Iran is developing nuclear technology, North America threatens to things that make children happy Irianíes and promises UN embargoes and sanctions. Even the price of Iranian pistachio " smiling pistachio", has risen in the international market. Again the machine works: we are clueless to the world.


If it seems strange my statements. I have many more. Groucho Marx said it best:


Who are you going to believe?, "My, or your own eyes?

" These are my principles. If you do not like, I have others. "



Each time a" pseudoscientific " reveals, we offer a good ham leg. We instill the idea of \u200b\u200bwriting a book, publish and earn lot of money. Is already lost, the money makes them forget the serious research ... and work for us convincing many gullible.


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. The first two are the funny. The latest: it opens a world. Other: hard reality ...



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experts say, the chances of being struck by lightning are one in three million .


imagine a complex scenario. Twins. They live in separate worlds. The first lives in the city, pastor works: is a cleric. The second, live in rural y. .. is also pastor of sheep.


Both have Internet connection. Consult, early in the morning, the horoscope for Aries, in the Services section. For more "smart-ass" , you're a pastor, does not mean you can not have a computer at the vicarage.


In the first of periodic appears this sentence: " have the spirit of a leader, pioneer, guide or promoter ... Throughout your life you will develop a competitive spirit, as if the struggle for survival ... "


The second day , uses a more direct statement: "If you chose to leave the country somewhere with good weather, do not forget the sun, brings many problems. Protect your skin and interior. "


The third of the informants digital, it's up to the heart: " Take it easy and you expose yourself to suffer from tachycardia. Must address itself. Spend a happy day with your partner. "


With all this information will organize the lives of our pastors. We know that both are leaders, but ... Are you Aries can you devote to the grazing of cattle or souls?.


traditional grazing needs of the daily walk of the sheep, even misguided. With the pastor, the thing is easy: "let the sheep come to me." For the shepherd, dilemma!, A lot of Churro sheep bleating, and you know "sheep that bleats, it loses bite, and tell all those <

sheep that

Horoscope the Country advised, and that because of the sun, you are afraid to go out into the open.











Oblivion with premeditation, the sheep of Israel who has this pastor. As much to say, that the world begins and ends in Bethlehem, Jerusalem ... seem to speak the same language, and the best for the English, are not so rich and appreciated. If you are looking to identify the English "by his tail the know" long thin tail. Intentionally use biblical language, gives a mystical touch ...


For the third omen "you expose yourself to suffer from tachycardia. Must address itself ...". We return to the problem, if pastor, Sunday is the day with more sheep in the church.


Security be a heretic and long tongue, they tilde sheep rather than sheep, but the Bible is very clear gender is undoubtedly sheep, and the Lamb of God is only ONE.


to our pastor, he was sent to find a mate. We already have problems. The Vatican is going to be happy. Among the condom, marriage of priests, gay marriages, and apologize to Mr. Galileo, do not stop support changes ... after so many centuries. Look, we'll have another split.


The pastor of the other sheep. If you do not go to the country, sheep bleating. I have not heard of problems in the field tachycardia, in contrast, is felt more calm.


The pair if I posed a serious problem, migration to the city, distance between people, marc price hike and closing of the Gillette factory in Spain, with the possible increase in the price of razors.


It is even another hypothesis. Visit his brother in the city ...


But back to the beginning. One thing about the two pastors, " The probability of being struck by lightning is about one in three million." I refer to natural, for the Divine, I have enough data.


Finally. If you can not help being struck by lightning. Of the many good tips I'll take one:


"Whoever is truly away from it all asylum in a plain or prairie, note that you hair stands on end (which shows a ray is about to fall) kneel and bend the body forward. Do not lie on the floor throughout. "


What a coincidence that the two pastors should kneel and pray before the force of nature, praying to the Creator. Who started the first rite?


The final question: What is more likely that you damned?. Ponder the answer is not as obvious as one might think.


beautiful links today. There are people who do know do a page.


  • ray photos, storms, advice. Storms and bird sounds. Relaxing

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  • Sounds of Nature. You can hear the birds and playing with sounds.

  • On the lamb of Castile and Leon . Rico Rico!


Indeed. What I think of astrology, is best defined by the master Carl Sagan on this link. Do not be silly, astrology not useless.


http://www.elmistico.com.ar/ciencia/sagan/astrologia_o_ciencia.htm


Article serious about astrology, made by Ramón Espax and Jordi Bozzo.


http://www.um.es/docencia/barzana/ESCEPTICISMO/Astrologia-01.html





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television audience data.


seems that the data obtained from a company called Sofres. The study of television tastes, uses a device installed in the homes of respondents and a remote control to record data. Indicates the on and off, the person who watches television, etc. The data is passed almost real time. These respondents are awarded points for their service, but do not pay them any money. They claim to represent all segments of the population and regions.



links in which "learn" about this man and his virtues Invention:







Now with the information obtained we can make a survey.
I will draw some easy questions to answer.


  • If 40,000,000 million people is 100x100. 9019 is equal to X
    . What percentage of English have this invention?

  • Are data representative of the tastes of the English?

  • If the prize is a bonus token. What reviewers have
    profile?.

  • Level " economic?

  • Studies "?

  • 9019 "They lead people on TV that we offer?

  • What polls appearing every 30 minutes, "Dan the button
    right? Or lie like scoundrels?



S i the results are terrifying . Sufferers at home, we must find ways that allow us to decide we want to see television.

By making these lines have felt a strong impulse: To issue my opinion as "an amazing reality." I am having trouble writing, but it's more fun to provide the information and forms thick and swear , the reflecting my absences, instead of my lyrics ...


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that I have visited the Bog Four channel offers . On November 21, talks about the series The Bermuda Triangle . I left these letters and "Makin 'Magic", a few minutes have gone my letters. Tonight I turned to leave the same message, and with the same spelling mistakes. And magic, or look bad, the message today as No. 28 November 25 at 3, 33 hours again present. Now I have repeated. I am so ass. For if I ever have vision problems, I put the literal (same spelling) , which left at Four page:

"This series gives us the first five minutes a picture of Columbus his first trip. A storm and disappearance crew.

These things did not went to Columbus and the closest thing was the mystery of the Bermuda Triangle was the sighting of a "bunch of fire" on September 15, 1492. And many miles of the "triangle". In this series we change what Columbus put in his logbook, and call it "going to solve one of the mysteries of humanity," seems not true.

Finally, this is a series of fiction and solve mysteries of mankind. We might even mention that Four offers misleading advertising.

There are a lot of information relating to the sinking of ships with gas fumes. In fact, there is a serious documentary which locates the aircraft lost in 1945 and explains scientifically why they lost and where they are now.

disclosure would be appreciated more scientific and less medium, aliens, Triangles and fourth millennium.

Final note: When I was born four different hopes for a television address: more culture, more science, more documentaries and more quality. I see that a year later, the differences are few.

How many Discussion porgramas have?

How many documentaries offer a week?

What is the cultural program for children?

what program talks about books?

"on stage?

"on popular science?

Do they respect the child schedule fixed until 10 pm will offer content appropriate for all ages?

series Do they promote non-violent instead of violence?

positive note. Iñaki the news is excellent.

I hope within a year, the answer is yes to most of these questions.

I hope I have been helpful. "

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To end a doubt:

Studies of taste in TV, EGM's and other

swearing ..." What criteria used to analyze what we see?
What items placed?
Would you pay money to the respondents?
How much?
What percentage of the population is representative of a survey?
What profile do you have?. Age, income, studies ...

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This book captivated me from the first page. This lady knows show how good a book of science, and good feelings.

"In a fit of planning practice, had decided he was good at three things: pure mathematics, mechanics and flute."


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Pag 37.

"Archimedes often felt that everyone else had a blind spot in the middle of the head. Could see a triangle, a circle, a cube ... but not really looked. I explained again and again, but did not understand. Explained the explanation, and looked perplexed, wondering aloud why that was so wonderful. But it was indescribably wonderful. That was a world, a world without material existence, but illuminated by pure reason, and the others were unable to see. Except Phidias ."...


Pag 133



"Tell me again the hypothesis of Aristarchus said.



Archimedes shrugged theory that had raised much controversy in Alexandria and their father was fascinated by it.

  • says that the Earth orbits the Sun along the circumference of a circle.

  • And the planets, too?

  • Indeed.

  • And the stars? If the earth revolved around the Sun, fixed stars should also move, as we see them from different angles at different points in Earth orbit.

  • No! That is the most interesting, "said Archimedes, passionate about the subject," Aristarchus contends that the universe is much, much bigger than anyone can imagine
    . He says the full circle that describes the orbit Earth is but a point compared to the size of the sphere of fixed stars.

  • you believe it, right? - Said Phidias.

  • is a hypothesis - Archimedes defended himself, blushing -. Not enough evidence to shift towards one side or another. I guess people are right in saying that if there is no evidence, we should choose the explanation that best fits appearances ... and in this case is that the Sun revolves around Earth. However, I like your hypothesis.



many centuries have passed to recognize the hypothesis of Aristarchus. Centuries later, illuminated by the divine knowledge, undermine the findings of Copernicus or Galileo. Many outrages have been committed with the blessing of the Divine Authority of the day, and usually the loser is often the scientific advance.
I remember all this to the debate on stem cells. Scientists deny it - as
them: playing God "but are at any point on the globe if the disease can be cured only with the new techniques of scientific heretics ... These guardians of wisdom mystical turn to science when faith is not enough to combat human disease. Interestingly

pressure on scientists who speak of morality, and force governments to take measures that hamper the scientific, research condemning the neglect of its online research, or exile to a country where you can work more freely.

Amazing as it seems, are not scientists who decide on science. In history we see that he decides is not the most knowledgeable of the subject, but most seem to feel, which makes it harder. Companies are always divided into two opposing camps, the yes and no. With age also note that he does not win over the years and the SI with youth, and culture of a people.

That when a wrong needs to score easy political appeals to the feelings, not scientific Alpens. Use the negative argument, says that everything is going wrong, inflames the passions, and convinces a lot of sheep. Voters does not require data, numbers, definition of evil that threatens us, estimates of future planning, past performance, do not read the laws that these gentlemen have but ... listen attentively to 20 seconds of TV, where at least underestimate the intelligence of the voter to contradict the law with the word television ... Eternal

unequal struggle, the scientific mind and the yoke of feelings. The debate is, so many centuries of human evolution, to move always in such a precarious balance.
I think that to solve a problem I follow several steps. First identify the problem and then elaborated
possible solutions.
Scientists tend to be in another level, they are solving problems every day and are uncomfortable in the realm of feelings. Tend to see things as clear and above all do not usually let their feelings than the current target. We are governed by feelings clear we do not know listen to their ideas, and give more credibility to the charlatan in office, the famous TV show, you do not need to study or prove anything, only makes us work: we lighten the burden of analyzing the problem, only
we feel ... It costs so much to think for yourself!

lend our right to think individuals of dubious value in scientific terms, but with great power of seduction. Therefore, the most read magazine in Spain is not popular science. The most-watched television offers no scientific documentaries, there are few radio stations with cultural content. The most famous person in Spain is not a scientist. Earn more money a player for example, that a mathematician. Our politicians do not pass in the polls.

flourish in wonder TV series on paranormal phenomena. We feel the need to feel, no matter what science states, with data, the lack of veracity of these "phenomena", we need to believe in something or our life has no meaning. What gives me grief people walking in the eternal quest embarked on feelings? Having a great search field in science ... For some, religion, television, radio, politics, etc, I say: Do not think, FEEL.

The ground seems fertile ground for horoscopes, Santeria, fortune-tellers, parapsychologists, revealing divine mysteries, miracle products or vendors.

Predictions Nostradamus or mysteries of Fatima can not be disclosed because "we are not" prepared to receive them. It claims to know the future but are unable to control the current. Amazing stories of UFOs without hard evidence, the Bermuda Triangle or abductions committed by aliens who "visit" the land regularly.

Sometimes I let them, get a program that addresses these issues and listen. If I remove the feelings, using the filter of science, reading is always the same: I have been fooled. I've even seen

"documentary" made by TV series chains, and the result has always been the same. Area 51, abductions, paintings on walls, Holy Grail, the birth of Christ, the Shroud, miracles of Fatima ... Everything in the best, and science in their hands, we doubt, and the worst: NO SCIENTIFIC pass filter.

next day, a friend speaks to me contained excitement of some television show, my feeling is always the same: Can you be so naive?. That is what happened the day I talked about landing on Gran Canaria of an alleged UFO. Looking on the Internet and find a gullible bunch of pages, and few with a copy of ACT's research. In the TV program only put what I was doing well, and not the truth ... because the truth is that no such UFO and if a lot of onions lost.

A man named James Randi , offering $ 1,000,000 to the person who can prove paranormal abilities under controlled conditions by scientists. Homeopathy was one of those that do not pass the filter of science and loses money as substantial.

sounded Another case was that of NASA to demonstrate that the fake UFO some shamelessly embraced science, has a reasonable explanation, demonstrable, leaving Mars without arguments. As no arguments left to those who sought rivers and faces on Mars or circles made by farmers, which has been shown to be made by human pranksters. But when it leaves the subject, I say " Perico, is that you do not believe in anything" .


James Randi says in one of his articles: never disappears, so persistent delusion?
link
Well today is the site of Sindioses.org. Articles translated from James Randi are fun and demystify many stupid things that are as loscharlatanes realities.

NOTE: the day I took this text, the page "Sindioses.org" was working, now it does not work. Was it closed?. Alternatively

excellent, I have a great site called "The Return of charlatans". It also offers links to hundreds of pages on science and unmasking charlatans.



http://charlatanes.blogspot.com


Note: Anything placed on this page is testable. What I do not like, look at scientific books or the Internet. But use your head, not heart. Use the scientific method, and various sources. And pay no attention to the charlatans who tell them "Believe in what I say." Will doomed to failure ... and think for you. So many thousands of years of evolution, not creation, will have served for very little.

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As the election nears, sure that this text has many uses such as Swiss army knife. Mario Bunge is the master. What inspiration is always on your page! MORAL


SKEPTICAL

finish stating a handful full of morals skeptical.

1.Confundir is deliberately cheating. Do not get cheated.

2. To err is human, but to persist in error is stupid or criminal. Correct your mistakes before you make a fool or scoundrel.

3. In politics, exaggerating to either side is dangerous. Do not risk underestimating the skin, or do the ridiculous exaggeration.

4. The political predictions are random because we do not know historical laws. Beware of anyone who offers to sell the future, especially in assessments of blood.

5. In politics words serve, and to inform, and to deceive. Do not be naive: take with tweezers and look at everything you say, and remember that wholesale liar usually rewarded and remembered, as unfairly as a great man, just as a great villain.

6. Before accepting a political note to find out if the signer is solvent and if the past inspires confidence.

7. Unmask Machiavellianism: contribute to moralize politics. A good purpose, good media.

8. Remember that the armed aggression, however justified it may seem, is a crime. And that this crime occurs in two varieties: below and above (or state terrorism). The terrorist can fall down under the Penal Code, while the above will be the Nuremberg Code. In summary, when you hear the word "war", beware: go to the dictionary and find out who the real enemy and how to combat without committing war crimes.

Metamoraleja: Beware of all morals, but do not be paralyzed by distrust. Doubt and criticism bankruptcy shakes, but there is something to shake or break it must begin to build it (in English is more beautiful: Doubtshakes breaks and criticism: Neither makes, and What counts is making). To serve, skepticism should not be a doctrine but a phase of the investigation. "



l rest of the morals and explanations are in this awesome and fun page (! that I have envy). Soil appreciate good work and this page it is:



http://progresocientifico.blogspot.com/



If they keep wanting more skepticism, this other page, Javier Armentia, there are more pearls of wisdom. How much can change for the better world with more people like Javier and Mario. I would pay to have a chat with them with a good drink, good terrace and time to talk ... There is much to do in this world ...



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few days ago I was in the famous Bike Ride. I will not tell what all this, look for ...

... What if I put the text of my presentation at the forum "laspalmasenbici", of which I am one of his less experienced members. Do not miss the two excellent links that will add to final.Aquí is the text: Good morning

my children.

Thanks for inviting me to this forum. I hope to live up to the business they have undertaken.

First, I was with you on Sunday. Impressions I can not I give, it would be neither appropriate, correct or documented opinion without sufficient information. From what I think SI is the desire that
observed in people who wanted to be there.

recently got perhaps the best course I have ever talked about "Innovation and Creativity." All who were there enjoyed watching the huge flood of ideas that flow when we bring together people who want to do things, and challenges of all kinds the incentives.

also learned how rewarding and easy it is to find more ways of doing things and finding new ways of solving problems.

You (I have not I earned it), have launched a company that needs people, time, ideas and patience. I offer a few ways to get ...

Well, I tend to rolling up and lose the thread. It seems that I am selling a "moto" ... on a bike forum.

If they "Pica", enter on this page will be amazed at what you will read, and certainly surprised me soon with more innovative ideas, creative and original. The site is about creativity techniques.

Enjoy!

page is:
http://www.neuronilla.com/pags/tecnicas/default.asp

And if they outgrow the previous page, this one, may be complementary. In these times, we also need a little skeptical thinking ...

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assertive behaviors you keeping? Neural networks virtual

you maintained relationships assertive the last month. "Declared" assertively "active? mono Are you assertive?

I returned from vacation and the world remains more or less the same. The Bush with his genius, wars everywhere, hunger, migration, and empty phrases radical content of some politicians.

On the positive note that some bad guys are identified, prosecuted and even convicted.

People with good intentions come together, and find simple solutions to entrenched problems in society. There are plenty of great scientists with innovative solutions to old problems. And on the internet, I see that finally, anyone access all the information you want, more or less free of the censor. Not so fortunate countries like China. Today it is possible to access knowledge at the speed of a mouse click. Not go into great value if we use the Internet, each which draws its conclusions, I apply the criterion of the knife, you can buy to make sandwiches, or robbing banks.

I value the personal relationships outside, and no electronics involved. The gathering relaxed, open and flexible hours, with some cunning and daring in their proposals. You should not stop the ideas nor the people who manifest ...

I intend to be positive and make them a proposal rewarding. If I surprised, it will be worth writing these letters. If you also implement assertiveness, I will have gained a friend.


If I have not intrigued enough at this page of the Ministry of Labour explains how to be more assertive in the relationship with others. States (and I quote) that assertiveness is the ability that allows us to express personal feelings, opinions and thoughts, at the right time, in the right way and deny or disregard the rights of others.

includes a battery of questions to assess our assertiveness skills, I recommend using a few minutes to complete these questions.

Now imagine a second scenario, we chose four friends, coworkers, or statements on a subject blessed by four politicians. The results can be fun ...

Think how good it can be the world if we put the little tricks that offers this page.

Here is the link:

http://www.mtas.es/insht/ntp/ntp_667.htm

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Well. I am again active. I loaded the laptop, I'm fighting with "C + + language, trying to read a book Punset and 527 more.

Here goes the first of a series of bond issues entretenidos.Llevarán as number 20 or 10 (I promise not to include the Ten Commandments ***).

This link leads to a page with 20 questions to discover what you're thinking. It's not magic, it's just science. Sorry, I am sure some would have preferred to hold onto most romantic ways of thinking. The learned say, "is based on artificial neural networks" - to "JOD *" phrase of yore ...

The idea is simple, think of something and be answering questions ... In my case I always caught. I thought eggs mamon programmer, the Tasmanian devil, and the bat. I have already planned to come back with a battery of embarrassing questions to embarrass the damn "bug" cyberspace. I never tire of admiring people who are able to dream, imagine and make things so complicated ...

... They could lend me some intellect (say I).

This is the link:

http://www.20q.net/

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On Globalization :




STRASSER: Do you mind if I ask some questions? Not officially, of course.


RICK: Even in an official way, if you prefer.

STRASSER: What is your nationality?


RICK: I'm drunk.


RENAULT: That makes a world citizen.



On honesty:


RENAULT (Prefect of Police): We will miss you, Rick. You are the only one in Casablanca which is less scrupulous than myself.



On Friendship:


RICK: Why would I risk my neck for Laszlo?



RENAULT: Because I bet ten thousand francs to that escape. And you have the letters of transit, do not pretend to deny it. Well, you may do it because you do not like Strasser's face, which by the way, I do not like.

RICK: They are excellent reasons.

RENAULT: Rely too much on my friend, Ricky. In this I can not do anything. Nor
want to lose the ten thousand francs.



About scandals:


RICK: What right do you shut me the site?


RENAULT: What a scandal, what a scandal! I found playing here.


Croupier: Your winnings, sir
.


RENAULT: Oh. Thank you very much.


Renault: Everybody out!




About Honor:


STRASSER: You know the leaders of the resistance in Paris, Prague, Brussels, Amsterdam
in Oslo, in Belgrade, in Athens . LASZLO


: Even in Berlin.

STRASSER: Yes, even in Berlin. If you provide me with their names and their current whereabouts,
have the visa this morning.


RENAULT: And the honor of having served the Third Reich.

LASZLO: I was in a concentration camp for a year. Honor enough for a lifetime.


About money:


MAN: must know that I was the director of the Second Bank of Amsterdam. CARL

: Second?
not think that Rick be interested. The first banker in Amsterdam is now our chief baker.


MAN, that we see reduced to this.

CARL: And your father is the goalkeeper.



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Casablanca Groucho against Warner

When the brothers
Marx was preparing to shoot a film called A NIGHT IN CASABLANCA (1946), received the threat of a lawsuit by Warner Brothers, who five years earlier had made the film titled simply CASABLANCA. Before it Groucho, on behalf of himself and his brothers, he went immediately the following cards: Dear Warner Brothers

Apparently more than one way of conquering a city and keep it under self-control. For example, until the time we thought about making this film, I had no idea that the city of Casablanca belonged exclusively to Warner Brothers. However, few days after our announcement appeared that we received your long, ominous legal document warning us to noutilizar Casablanca name.
appears that in 1471, Ferdinand Balboa Warner, your great-grandfather, seeking a shortcut to the city of Burbank, had stumbled on the shores of Africa and, raising his staff (who later changed for a hundred shares on the stock) , named it Casablanca.

just do not understand your attitude. Even if you plan on releasing your picture, I'm sure the average movie fan could learn in time to distinguish between Ingrid Bergman and Harpo. I do not know if I could, but then I like to try.

You claim you own Casablanca and that no one else can use that name without permission. How about Warner Brothers? Does your property, too? You probably have the right to use the name Warner, but what about the name Brothers? Professionally, we were brothers long before you. We did and the round of the limelight as The Marx Brothers when Vitaphone was still a gleam in the eye of the inventor, and even before there had been other brothers, the Smith Brothers [manufacturers cough], The Brothers Karamazov, Dan Brothers, a midfielder Detroit , and Brother, can you spare me a dime? (Originally called Brothers, can you spare me a dime? But this was spreading a dime pretty, so I sent away a brother, gave all the money and left the other Brother, can you spare me a dime?).

Now Jack, how about you. Do you maintain that yours is an original name? Well it is not. It was used long before you were born. Along the way, remember two Jacks had The Jack in JACK AND THE BEANTALK [fairy tale] and Jack the Ripper, who cut quite a figure in his day.
As for you, Harry, you probably sign your checks with the firm conviction that you are the first Harry of all time and that all other Harrys are impostors. I remember two Harrys that preceded it. There was Lighthouse Harry of Revolutionary fame [referring to LightHORSE Harry, alias Henry Lee, a hero of the revolution in the U.S.], and a Harry Appelbaum who lived on the corner of 93rd Street and Lexington Avenue. Unfortunately, Appelbaum was not too well known. The last time I heard of him, was selling neckties at Weber and Heilbroner.

Now about the Burbank studio. I think this is what you brothers call your place. Old man Burbank is gone. Perhaps you remember him. It was a great man in the garden. His wife often said Luther had ten green thumbs.

What woman must have been! Burbank was the wizard who crossed all those fruits and vegetables until he in such a state of confusion and uncertainty that could never decide whether to enter the dining room on the meat dish or dessert.

This is pure conjecture, of course, con, who knows, maybe Brubank survivors are not too happy about the fact that a factory film piece is installed in your town, appropriated Burbank's name and use it as a presentation of their films. [...]

This letter is three or four paragraphs, in these terms confusing and overwhelming (?). The story, however, remains, for some strange reason, this letter seemed to confuse the legal department of Warner Brothers. I replied in all seriousness ask if Marx could give you some idea about the plot of the film. They thought they could reach an agreement. So Groucho replied: Dear
Warner.
I can not tell much about the plot of the film. In it I play a doctor Theology attending the natives and, as a hobby, sold as quack opener and sailor jackets to the savages of the African Gold Coast.

When meeting for the first time at Chico, this works in a tavern and sell sponges to regular customers, unable to withstand a dose of alcohol. Harpo is a cadi Arab who lives in a small Grecian urn on the outskirts of the city. [Highly cultured allusion to Keats's poem Ode to a Grecian urn small]
When the film begins, Potage, a shy native, is sharpening arrows for hunting. Paul Resaca, our hero, on continuously two cigarettes at once. Of course, ignores the rationing snuff.

could tell you more, but I will not spoil the pleasure. This has received approval from the Hays Office, Good Housekeeping [Journal American women] and the survivors of the Haymarket Riot and if the time is right, this film may be initial elcañonazo a new universal disaster.

Sincerely, Groucho Marx.

appease Instead, the note seemed to confuse even the lawyers, who replied saying it still did not understand and appreciate lahistoria that Mr. Marx will explain the plot in more detail. Groucho responded with the following letter: Dear Brothers

. Sorry to inform you that since the last time I wrote, there have been some changes in the fabric of our new movie A NIGHT IN CASABLANCA. In the new version I play Brothel, the girlfriend of Humphrey Bogart. Harpo and Chico are itinerant carpet sellers who are tired of unrolling carpets and enter a monastery in search of brown peaks. But take a good
disappointment, since no peaks have been brown in place for the last fifteen years.
front of the monastery, near the dock, there is a hotel facing the sea, crowded with ladies of fresh complexion, most of which have been banned by the Hays Office for hustlers. In the fifth roll, Gladstone made a speech that shocks the House of Commons and immediately the King calls for his resignation. Harpo marries a hotel detective, Chico runs an ostrich farm. Humphrey Bogart's friend, Kip, becomes a Bacall-girl.

As you can see, this is a very sloppy argument. The only thing that can save us from extinction is to continue rationing movies.

Sincerely, Groucho Marx.

After this, Marx did not come to know the legal department of Warner Brothers
These letters of Groucho Marx are now in the Library of Congress in Washington.

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stupid asses

Naron, of the long race Rigelians, was the fourth of his race who had the annals of galaxies.

Possessed great book containing the list of the many breeds of all galaxies that had acquired the gift of intelligence, and the book, much less, which included those who had reached maturity and had merit to be part of the Galactic Federation. In the first book had crossed a few names listed above: those races that, for whatever reason, had failed.
Poor Fortunately, the biochemical deficiencies or bioavailable, lack of social adaptation took their toll. However, in the little book nohabía ever been to cross out any of the names noted.

At that time, Naron, extremely heavy, incredibly old, looked up, noting that the approach of a messenger.

-Naron-greeted the messenger. Great Lord!

"Well, well, what? Less ceremony.

"Another group of organisms has reached maturity.

"Great. Great. Rise very fast now. Just happens year without reaching a new group. Who are those?

The messenger gave the key number of the galaxy and the world coordinates in question.

"Oh, yes," Naron said. Knows it. And with good cursive scored the data in the first book, then moving to the second planet's name. Used, as usual, the name under which the planet eraconocido larger fraction of its own people.


wrote then: The Earth.

"These new creatures," he said then, have set a record. No other group has passed intelligence to maturity so quickly. There will be a mistake, I hope.

- No way, sir - said the messenger.

- have come to the knowledge of thermonuclear energy, is not it?

"Yes, sir.

"Well, that's the requirement. "Naron let out a chuckle. Their ships will probe the space soon and will contact the Federation.

"Actually, sir," said the messenger, with reluctance, "the Observer reported that we have not yet entered the zone.

Naron was stunned.

- neither too little nor too much? Did not even have a space station?

"Not yet, sir.

"But if they have the thermonuclear energy, where do the tests and explosions?

"In his own planet, sir. Naron

stood in his six feet tall and thundered:

- In your own planet?

"Yes, sir.

With deliberate gesture, Naron took out his pen and crossed out with a line the last entry in the little book. It was a fact unprecedented, but is that Naron was very wise and able to see the inevitable comonadie in the galaxy.

- dumb asses! - Muttered.




Isaac Asimov

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Trip to the Moon Cyrano de Bergerac

If you want to read something interesting, they can start with this little known story. Satyr mocking and casual.

Trip to the Moon. Cyrano de Bergerac

...

-here females and males, are not so ungrateful as to redden the light of the one that has wrought and the virgins are not ashamed of loving us, in memory of his mother nature, the only thing that bears his name. You know well that the band has been honored with this man, which hangs like a medal, the figure of a male member, is the symbol of the gentleman, and the signal that distinguishes the noble from the commoner.

This paradox struck me as bizarre that I could not hold the laughter.

-This custom seems to me quite extraordinary, "I said, because in our country, a sign of nobility is to take the sword.

But my guest, without emotion, cried:

- Oh, my little man! What! "Great in your world are proud to display a tool that points to the executioner, which is forged rather than to destroy us and that is the enemy of all that lives?

hide And, unlike a member without which we would be more of what does not exist, the Prometheus of all animal and tireless repair the weaknesses of nature? Wretched region, in which brands are disgraceful generation and destruction are honorable. Also you call this member "private parts", as if something more glorious than giving your life and nothing more infamous than remove it!



Read Trip to the Moon.

Cyrano de Bergerac in Wikipedia

Science Corner.


Pokemon Mix Up Machine



Another fun exercise I've done Today (16/12/2005) is for the word "ecology " on the official website of four oil companies. Companies are BP, Shell Spain, Repsol YPF and Cepsa .

I placed the little-used word "ecology" in the search engine of the respective pages and the only results I have been offered is Shell Spain, the other three did not provide any result ...
If we analyze the data obtained could find potential reasons. I can think of several: - Ecology is formed by the union of two words: "echo" - and - "logy". The word "Eco" comes from the Greek "oyko" meaning (among other things), "home", "purple" or "vital area." The word "Lodge" comes from the Greek "λογίa" and means "treaty", "studio", "science." Using a small trial with these two words get:

home-treated home-study-science home home-treated
home-study-science home-treated
vital area vital area vital area-study-science.

We reverse the order of words and obtain other interesting combinations ...


Now we're almost ready to give the logical response of the non-appearance of the word ecology in 3 of 4 sites visited. I can think of several scenarios, I hope we do not miss any:


1, Analyzing the possible combinations of words, the possible combinations provide more gloom about the meaning of the word ecology in modern times.


2 nd I think that none of the companies surveyed are from Greece, so it should not dominate the Greek language fluently.

3 The most used language in the time by modern companies is the English language
Germanic root. and the German language descended from the language spoken by the Goths ...

4 The word ecology written as " ecology" in the English language. We found slight differences in translating the word. 5 º

translating the German word to see a second alteration: Ökologie.


6 The content of pages viewed is in Castilian but possibly (I imagine) the search engine has conflicts by the use of many different languages: Castilian, English,
Greek, German, Gothic (Gothic Germanic). I've noticed that search engines on the Web fail because of a simple accent ...


seems that the root of the problem lies in the words with accent on the letter "i". This hypothesis is understandable if we ask a new search, but in this case a word with accent on the letter "a".

For the second experiment, I choose the word " pollution."
Imagine the result. Of the four three answered yes (Cepsa fail), than we can understand that, with the accent on the letter "a", no mistakes this motor.En one of four offers núltiples documents devoted to the word pollution.

further refine the hypothetical engine problem, we chose two words together now: environmental risk.

answer yes Now BP and Repsol YPF. We see that in the words chosen and 3 contain 3 ees ies. To see that we hit 50%, seems to lead to inefficiencies in the engine with those letters??
tested with "emergency ."

And all offer multiple answers. This confuses me, because I thought it failed because of the abundance of the letter "e" ...

I put something more elaborate: " emergency plan ."
I answer three multiple appearances and do not know. Is likely to fail because it sounds bad the word "emergency" to join the vowel of the first word with the first of the second and sounds strange.
With the phrase " evacuation plan ", it matches two of ellas.Se reaffirms my conviction of the previous experiment. To clear the doubts now plays something like " ecological accident." They are right now two confirmed the problem with the vowels "e", "I", "o".

I remember that to a reasonable sampling of the search engine would need at least 1% of the possible words. Other sources claim that an adequate statistical needs at least 5%
.

The road map in this case would be: look for words that are related to " ecology." In the words found
use a small percentage of them for my consultations, say 5% would be sufficient. Launching the consultation. Record results. Provide statistics on the data. And make a detailed analysis of the data.
...

for scientific rigor I have deliberately drawn the judgments in this little " approach." It would be unethical, offer opinions on a treaty intended to verify
some data. The conclusion can only be issued after a thorough analysis of the results and discarding all kinds of emotions, preconceptions, passions or mere assertions without any scientific basis
. The only drawback would be that my approach was wrong, but everyone knows that scientists (or those who pretend to be), and approaches need multiple tests to obtain accurate, reliable and conclusive. And if possible: Irrefutable.


conclude with several interesting phrases:

"I've often said, Watson, when you have eliminated the impossible, whatever remains, however improbable it may seem, is the truth. But what happens when you can not eliminate the impossible? ". (Sherlock Holmes)


The second Carl Sagan:


El Mundo y sus demonios


"Again, the reason science works so well is part this mechanism built-in error correction. In science there are no forbidden questions, there are too sensitive or sensitive topics to be explored, there are no sacred truths. This openness to new ideas, coupled with more rigorous and skeptical scrutiny of all ideas, select the wheat from chaff. "

And of course the third of Jacques-Yves Cousteau:

" Future generations not forgive us for having wasted his last chance and your last chance is today. "

Mere Naam Joker Simi Grewal

Eco logy "It is not pollution that threatens the environment ... "


El pajarito

" It is not pollution that threatens the environment, but the impure air and water." George W. Bush



L a phrase inspired if inspired by U.S. President companies allows us to show a bit what other famous people think about such as pollution and related topics.

begin with a reflection
master Jacques-Yves Cousteau :

"No one can be indifferent to the internal contamination of man."


Another revealing case of inspiration, I dare say that even God, is that of Don Mariano Rajoy:
is taken from the Journal of session the Congress held on 5 December 2002. (
DS. Cortes Generales No. 117, 05/12/2002 )


"The decision (I still believe that successful) to keep off the ship Coast was founded on strictly technical criteria designed to minimize the environmental risk that the vessel posed to our costs. "

As justice now works, I assume that sooner or later, discover the" science base "that motivates the removal of the Prestige off the coast. I pray that we learn a little bit of
results .

Another necessary step, and then make the best decisions for the planet, will be to point out that do not respect the environment. I have a phrase that may be worth. It is Utah Phillips, said:

"The Earth is not dying, being killed. And those who are killed have names and addresses. "


Achieved the explanation of pollution
, indifference, the decision to fight and address of the bad ...